Kop of Coffee will be observing a moment of silence this week for the death of Her Majesty, the Queen of England. This is not to be confused with the past weeks of silence due to the death of my spare time. We hope to return to our normal cadence of either complete silence or tom foolery at some as yet undetermined time, which will probably not be communicated in advance, as I am sure you can understand the sensitivities of the nature of this sort of information.
Colby - I wasn't sure if your silence was related to work responsibilities, family responsibilities or Liverpool's wonderful play in the first part of the season.
No mention of Liverpool's 4-1 thrashing, Colby!? It's entirely forgettable, I know.
Meanwhile, US stocks are soaring as the colonists sense the Queen's death may finally end their 250 year struggle to be free from British influence.
Okay, it's been almost two months, brother. What's up?