When weeks are years

I’ve said often that my family’s love language is driving. You need a ride to an airport 5 fucking hours away? We’re your people.

You have no idea how many times my parents have driven 8 hours to spend 1 hour with someone.

If we have another language, it’s not talking.

I’m here to help with that one. Here’s every televised Premier League match, NFL game, College Football game, National NBA broadcast and WWE telecast:

Friday, 12/20

12:00 PM: Cure Bowl: Ohio-Jacksonville State [ESPN]

3:30 PM: Gasparilla Bowl: Tulane-Florida [ESPN 2]

7:30 PM: Bucks-Cavaliers [NBA TV]

8:00 PM: Playoff: Indiana-Notre Dame [ABC/ESPN]

WWE Smackdown [USA]

Saturday, 12/21

7:30 AM: Aston Villa-Man City [USA]

10:00 AM: Brentford-Notingham Forest [USA]

Ipswich-Newcastle [Peacock]

West Ham-Brighton [Peacock]

12:00 PM: Playoff:SMU-Penn State [TNT]

12:30 PM: Crystal Palace-Arsenal [USA]

1:00 PM: Texans-Chiefs [Peacock]

2:00 PM: Louisville-FSU [Fubo]

4:00 PM: Playoff: Clemson-Texas [TNT]

4:30 PM: Steelers-Ravens [FOX]

8:00 PM: Playoff: Tennessee-Ohio State [ABC/ESPN]

Knicks-Pelicans [NBA]

Sunday, 12/22

9:00 AM: Everton-Chelsea [USA]

Fulham-Southampton [Peacock]

Leicester-Wolves [Peacock]

Man United-Bournemouth [Peacock]

11:30 AM: Spurs - LFC [USA]

1:00 PM: Giants-Falcons [FOX]

Lions-Bears [FOX]

Browns-Bengals [CBS]

Titans-Colts [CBS]

Rams-Jets [CBS]

Eagles-Commanders [FOX]

Cardinals-Panthers [FOX]

4:05 PM: Vikings-Seahawks [FOX]

4:25 PM: Patriots-Bills [CBS]

Jaguars-Raiders [CBS]

49ers-Dolphins [CBS]

8:20 PM: Buccaneers-Cowboys [NBC]

Monday, 12/23

11:00 AM: Myrtle Beach Bowl: Coastal Carolina-UTSA [ESPN]

2:30 PM: Idaho Potato Bowl: Northern Illinois-Fresno State [ESPN]

7:00 PM: Spurs-Sixers [NBA]

8:00 PM: WWE Raw [USA]

8:15 PM: Saints-Packers [ESPN/ABC]

10:00 PM: Pacers-Warriors [NBA]

Tuesday, 12/24

8:00 PM: Hawai’i Bowl: South Florida-San Jose State [ESPN]

Wednesday, 12/25

12:00 PM: Spurs-Knicks [ABC/ESPN]

1:00 PM: Chiefs-Steelers [Netflix]

2:30 PM: Timberwolves-Mavericks [ABC/ESPN]

4:30 PM: Ravens-Texans [Netflix]

5:00 PM: Sixers-Celtics [ABC/ESPN]

8:00 PM: Lakers-Warriors [ABC/ESPN]

10:30 PM: Nuggets-Suns [ABC/ESPN]

Thursday, 12/26

7:30 AM: Man City-Everton

10:00 AM: Bournemouth-Crystal Palace [USA]

Chelsea-Fulham [Peacock]

Newcastle-Aston Villa [Peacock]

Nottingham Forest-Spurs [Peacock]

Southampton-West Ham [Peacock}

12:30 PM: Wolves-Manchester United [USA]

2:00 PM: GameAbove Sports Bowl: Pitt-Toledo [ESPN]

3:00 PM: LFC-Leicester [USA]

5:30 PM: Rate Bowl: Rutgers-K-State [ESPN]

7:00 PM: Thunder-Pacers [NBA]

8:15 PM: Seahawks-Bears [Prime Video]

9:00 PM: 68 Ventures Bowl: Arkansas State-Bowling Green [ESPN]

10:00 PM: Jazz-Trailblazers [NBA]

Friday, 12/27

12:00 PM: Armed Forces Bowl: OU-Navy [ESPN]

2:30 PM: Brighton-Brentford [Peacock]

3:15 PM: Arsenal-Ipswich [USA]

3:30 PM: Birmingham Bowl: Georgia Tech-Vanderbilt [ESPN]

7:00 PM Liberty Bowl: Texas Tech-Arkansas [ESPN]

7:30 PM: Pacers-Celtics [NBA]

8:00 PM: Holiday Bowl: Syracuse-Washington State [FOX]

WWE Smackdown [USA]

10:00 PM: Warriors-Clippers [NBA]

10:30 PM: Las Vegas Bowl: USC-Texas A&M [ESPN]

Saturday, 12/28

11:00 AM: Fenway Bowl: UCONN-North Carolina [ESPN]

12:00 PM: Pinstripe Bowl: Boston College-Nebraska [ABC]

1:00 PM: Rams-Patriots [NFL Network]

2:15 PM: New Mexico Bowl: Louisiana-TCU [ESPN]

3:00 PM: Heat-Falcons [NBA]

3:30 PM: Pop-Tarts Bowl: Iowa State-Miami [ABC]

4:30 PM: Snoop Dogg Arizona Bowl: Miami (OH)-Colorado State [The CW Network]

Broncos-Bengals [NFL Network]

5:45 PM: Military Bowl: East Carolina-NC State [ESPN]

6:00 PM: Thunder-Hornets [NBA]

7:30 PM: Alamo Bowl: BYU-Colorado [ABC]

8:00 PM: Cardinals-Rams [NFL Network]

8:30 PM: Suns-Warriors [NBA}

9:15 PM: Independence Bowl: Louisiana Tech-Army [ESPN]

Sunday, 12/29

9:30 AM: Leicester-Man City [TBD]

10:00 AM: Crystal Palace-Southampton [TBD]

Everton-Nottingham Forest [TBD]

Fulham-Bournemouth [TBD]

Spurs-Wolves [TBD]

12:00 PM: Northwestern State-Texas [ESPN+]

12:15 PM: West Ham-LFC [TBD]

1:00 PM: Jets-Bills [CBS]

Packers-Vikings [FOX]

Raiders-Saints [FOX]

Colts-Giants [FOX]

Panthers-Buccaneers [CBS]

Titans-Jaguars [CBS]

4:05 PM: Dolphins-Browns [CBS]

4:25 PM: Cowboys-Eagles [FOX]

8:20 PM: Falcons-Commanders [NBC]

Monday, 12/30

2:30 PM: Music City Bowl: Iowa-Missouri [ESPN]

2:45 PM: Aston-Villa [TBD]

Ipswich-Chelsea [TBD]

3:00 PM: Manchester United-Newcastle [TBD]

7:00 PM: Knicks-Wizards [NBA]

8:00 PM: WWE Raw [USA]

8:15 PM: Lions-49ers [ESPN]

10:00 PM: Mavericks-Kings [NBA]

Tuesday, 12/31

12:00 PM: RealiQuest Bowl: Alabama-Michigan [ESPN]

2:00 PM: Sun Bowl: Louisville-Washington [CBS]

3:00 PM: Citrus Bowl: South Carolina-Illinois [ABC]

3:30 PM: Texas Bowl: Baylor-LSU [ESPN]

7:30 PM: Playoff-Fiesta Bowl: SMU/Penn State-Boise State [ESPN]

8:00 PM: Timberwolves-Thunder [NBA]

Wednesday, 1/1

12:30 PM Brentford-Arsenal [TBD]

1:00 PM: Playoff-Peach Bowl: Clemson/Texas-Arizona State [ESPN]

5:00 PM: Playoff-Rose Bowl: Tennessee/Ohio State-Oregon [ESPN]

8:45 PM: Playoff-Sugar Bowl: Indiana/Notre Dame-Georgia [ESPN]

Thursday, 1/2

7:30 PM: Gator Bowl: Duke-Ole Miss [ESPN]

Celtics-Timberwolves [TNT]

10:00 PM: Sixers-Warriors [TNT]

Friday, 1/3

4:00 PM: First Responder Bowl: North Texas-Texas State [ESPN]

7:30 PM: Duke’s Mayo Bowl: Minnesota-Virginia Tech [ESPN]

8:00 PM: WWE Smackdown [USA]

Knicks-Thunder [NBA]

10:30 PM: Falcons-Lakers [NBA]

Saturday, 1/4

7:30 AM: Spurs-Newcastle [TBD]

10:00 AM: Aston Villa-Leicester [TBD]

Bournemouth-Everton [TBD]

Crystal Palace-Chelsea [TBD]

Man City-West Ham [TBD]

Southampton-Brentford [TBD]

11:00 AM: Bahamas Bowl: Buffalo-Liberty [ESPN 2]

12:30 PM: Brighton-Arsenal [TBD]

6:00 PM: Syracuse-FSU [No TV]

8:00 PM: Texas-Texas A&M [SEC Network]

Nuggets-Spurs [NBA]

10:30 pM: Falcons-Clippers [NBA]

Sunday, 1/5

9:00 AM: Fulham-Ipswich [TBD]

11:30 AM: LFC-Man United [TBD]

Monday, 1/6

3:00 PM: Wolves-Nottingham Forest [TBD]

7:00 PM: Suns-Sixers [NBA]

8:00 PM: WWE Raw [Netflix]

10:00 PM: Heat-Kings [NBA]

I’m sure I got shit wrong. Please tell me about it loudly in the comments.

Take care of yourself, and each other.

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