Colby Black: I have a wild idea.
What if we just banter here and that becomes the piece for the week? plus the games lineup?
Zan Rathore: up to you I'm not sure how you would copy and paste that tho
[cb editor’s note: just fucking like this, dude.]
Zan Rathore: we're doing well staying committed to posting so far
this needs to be in the weekly post until it doesn't work 🤣
or can we get a statistical analysis of how many times Liverpool wins while Colby is in the washroom vs not
[cb as an Editor’s note: I’ve been in the Monro’s bathroom for 3 of the 5 crazy last minute winning goals these last 5 matches. I’ve started just texting Zan a pic when I am in formation.]
Colby Black: well, Szoboslai’s winner against Arsenal happened while I was in Florida. Then again, Florida is America’s bathroom.
So how does it feel being among the people who gets regular pics from me in a bathroom?
Zan Rathore: hahahah
honestly?
pretty honoured and intimate
I'm pretty sure all of America is turning into a toilet
Colby Black: That’s mean, but I’ll allow it. On the basis of its truth.
Zan Rathore: I didn't say Canada wasn't
Colby Black: At least you’re the top toilet.
Ok. What happens first: Liverpool doesn’t come through in the 90’+23 minute. Or they get it together and start going like a rolling ball of butcher knives going downhill?
Zan Rathore: the thought of a ball of butcher knives going downhill is incredibly terrifying... I'll go with that one but it gives me anxiety
what should we be calling the 90+23 minute wins? Arne time?
Colby Black: Getting Slotted?
Standard Operating Procedure?
Four Legue Matches down for everyone. That’s 10.5263 percent of the season. First transfer window is closed.
There’s no excuse for us to not make iron clad carved in stone predictions.
Do we want to go with Top 6 and relegation first?
Zan Rathore: I don't think much changes with the top 6, and of course, if we're discussing relegation battles, I would love talk about Manchester United
Colby Black: See? I think some of these teams with their extra european matches could wilt. Mainly looking at you, Newcastle … Villa.
Forest and Brighton don’t seem able to capitalize, though.
Bournemouth, maybe?
I did get a funny text at the 10th minute of our Atleti match Wednesday asking if Bournemouth was better than Atleti.
Oh … that text came from you.
Leeds United. Burnley, Sunderland are the newly promoted sides. Do all three stay up?
Zan Rathore:
who would've thought the excellence of execution would support the addicks
I've only really had a chance to watch Leeds but if Dominic Calvert Lewin continues his goal drought and, well, the rest of the team doesn't create anything for him then I can't see how they manage to stay up... it will be fun to see them duke it out with Manchester United at the bottom of the table (I am going to get as many shots at United as I possibly can because of how much shit i got from friends for nearly 20 years about them and I will not apologize)
Colby Black: So you got Leeds, Man U and … who going down?
I’m going Leeds, Forest and Wolves. I can make myself believe about 7 other teams are also going down somehow.
Next manager to get fired? I’m going Fabian Hürzeler at Brighton.
ANNNND … then Zan got busy being a father, or having a job, or being a husband or being Canadian. Something … I’ll let him answer in the comments.
And now, I give you from Premier League Fantasy Team Names and AI …
The Lord of the Mings.
As an FC Saint Pauli fan, I find it terribly offensive you think Hürzeler is getting shit-canned before Amorim and did you both just forget about Nuno?
Zan.